amy-rory-melody:

when i find myself in time of trouble

westie collins comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

Destiel (Dean/Castiel) Wet Dreams/Dream Sex Rec List

destielmybeatingheart:

As requested by nonnie

1. Reverence: You’ve got it all wrong; Dean doesn’t have a pain kink. He’s got an angel kink, and it needs scratched.
2. Sweet Dream Are Made of This: Castiel experiences his first wet dream and Dean offers special “comfort” afterwards
3. Sweet Dreams are Made of This: Dean has been having the same dream every night for a week, and Sam pays it no mind until something goes wrong during a hunt. Castiel attempts to perform a spell, but gets sucked into Dean’s subconscious instead.
4. An Angels Promise: Castiel witnesses Dean having a wet dream, and helps Dean out with it.
5. Somnophilia: Dean dreams of Castiel. And that dream leads to something very real
6. A Growing Addiction That I Can’t Deny:  Cas, trying to find the Winchesters, pops in on one of Dean’s dreams to communicate with him, only to find Dean having a sex dream about him.
7. Faerie Kiss: Castiel takes Dean to the place of his dreams, quite literally.
8. Dean’s Dirty Pretty Mouth: Dean and Cas haven’t had sex in a long time - not since Cas was recalled to Heaven for punishment. And now Dean was having dreams, filthy hot dreams that drive him to distraction.
9. By The Side of a Dreamer’s Lake: Castiel enters one of Dean’s dreams and sees Dean having sex with his dream self. Castiel watches then joins in!
10. Invade my Dreams: Dean’s dreaming and Castiel comes to him to sort a few things out.
11. Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places: Cas confesses his love; Dean grapples with his sexuality and emotions in general, but comes around with a little help from his subconscious.
12. The Book Your Soul Is Writing: Dean’s been having dreams. 
13. 5 Times Castiel Slipped into Dean’s Dreams Uninvited: …and one time he didn’t. Castiel did not get off on watching people sleep, but Dean’s guess was pretty close.

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

methproblem:

chickensandwich:

i heard your penis is like a thumb